Kitty, where have you been today? In the meadows, asleep in the hay. Kitty, you are a lazy cat, If you have done no more than that.

Good Morning, Tiger Lily.

Here's your breakfast meal.
The aroma isn't quite as pleasing
as my oatmeal and peach preserves were;
I hope you don't mind.

What's that? A pudgy groundhog on a morning stroll?

Did you hear me whistle for him?
(The groundhogs usually stand when you whistle.)

All done, Tiger?

Good day, kitty. Stay dry in the wet weather.
And don't get struck by lightning.

post title: Nursery Rhyme, "The Lazy Cat"